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Posted on 12/24/2011

I'm not sure if everyone here used to get Christmas presents from Santa Claus or someone else. Anyway, this is a question I always ask people this time of year.

QUESTION: What's a present you always asked for, but you never received?


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Posted on 02/05/2012

HPD I have heard that rumour but so far it has NOT panned out LOL.  The nose seems to work better
 
Gig that Crocodile Dundee grope was not only very funny but is a very good test however (hate to spoil the light hearted fun) you can tell by the hips, wrists, ankles, necks - so many ways.  It just goes to show which parts of the anatomy some of you focus on to miss those hints!!



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Posted on 01/18/2012

Quoting HotProfDude:

I want to be a powerful and attractive woman--for one day.

I want to know what it's like to get out of speeding tickets, win a jury over by crying my heart out, and walk into a bar and have men and women stare at my breasts.


I lived in Miami Beach before and many of the manly men who do manly things in a manly way had the same thoughts and (VOILA!) became trannies. Can't tell the difference after a few without doing a 'Crocodile Dundee' M8... Oy Vey!






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Posted on 01/18/2012

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Dang,

Can you imagine being HER for one day? I might trade sexes permanent. I could just turn lesbo!


If I looked like that I too would do reality (why do they call it that btw?) tv and also infomercials...



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Posted on 01/09/2012

Quoting Gig0lo:

Here you go.




Dang,

Can you imagine being HER for one day? I might trade sexes permanent. I could just turn lesbo!



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Posted on 01/09/2012

Quoting helena2006:

HPD, if required you could have an extension, know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink.  If not surgical try the Karma Sutra, it has lots of suggestions.
 
BTW I joke with you but do think you are nice to look at.  You are so easy to bait, we just have to go for it LOL


Well,

Thanks for the compliment Helena. You know I love you, in a strange kind of cyber-connected way. You really are a good person.

And, nah, I don't need the extension. No complaints from women past. I am 6-2 and wear a 13" size shoe.

Nudge nudge wink wink.



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Posted on 01/07/2012

Quoting HotProfDude:

I want to be a powerful and attractive woman--for one day.

I want to know what it's like to get out of speeding tickets, win a jury over by crying my heart out, and walk into a bar and have men and women stare at my breasts.


Here you go.


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litenbrite Recommended
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Posted on 01/06/2012

Oh but those wasp stings MUST REALLY HURT!!!



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Posted on 01/05/2012

HPD, if required you could have an extension, know what I mean nudge nudge wink wink.  If not surgical try the Karma Sutra, it has lots of suggestions.
 
BTW I joke with you but do think you are nice to look at.  You are so easy to bait, we just have to go for it LOL



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Posted on 01/05/2012

Quoting litenbrite:

HPD, Never swayed a Jury, Did have a Policeman check my Licence and said I was Beautiful. [thought his eyesight was bad Lol!] and must admit I have had a few stares, but havent we all at some time or other. I would not call that power. Its Charisma that gives you an edge, Man or Woman. And some have it others have other gifts.  Everyone should always make the best of themselves. as everyone has something special and you don't have to be a Woman to Have it. Maybe HPD you should try wearing a dress, High heels a wig and some Falsies, Bet you would get a lot of stares! Cmon I dare you.


I would LOVE to be Pam Anderson for a day. I could walk out on the street and stop traffic.

Big boobs will literally stop traffic.
Charisma will not.

Dolly Parton, even if she weren't famous, would cause many car wrecks.

But women like Chelsea Handler, Tori Spelling (ugly!), Oprah Winfrey (ugly!)would not even get a single stare.

Whoopi Golberg would create a few car crashes from male motorists trying to flee the scene of her supreme ugliness.



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Posted on 01/02/2012

HPD, Never swayed a Jury, Did have a Policeman check my Licence and said I was Beautiful. [thought his eyesight was bad Lol!] and must admit I have had a few stares, but havent we all at some time or other. I would not call that power. Its Charisma that gives you an edge, Man or Woman. And some have it others have other gifts.  Everyone should always make the best of themselves. as everyone has something special and you don't have to be a Woman to Have it. Maybe HPD you should try wearing a dress, High heels a wig and some Falsies, Bet you would get a lot of stares! Cmon I dare you.



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Posted on 12/28/2011

Hi Litenbrite and Helena!!!

Well, I've always loved books and when I was a child I wanted to understand movies and songs in English...So I made a dictionary my best friend, lol.

Oh, and yes, that gave me a career and later in life it has given me the opportunity of meeting fantastic people like you both!

Thanks for being around :)



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Posted on 12/27/2011

I want to be a powerful and attractive woman--for one day.

I want to know what it's like to get out of speeding tickets, win a jury over by crying my heart out, and walk into a bar and have men and women stare at my breasts.



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Posted on 12/26/2011

I once wanted something esoteric rather than material, and that did not happen either.  BTW my daughter loves your country and your Capital city, she is  happier than she has ever been.  May you have a wonderful holiday Claudia and an even more wonderful New Year.



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Posted on 12/26/2011

Claudia, I think there is far more to what you say than you think.... What other next best thing did you want? and does that relate to anything you actualy have a career in now? :) My Son always wanted books....He is a School Teacher!



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Posted on 12/25/2011

When I was a child it was just the usual predictable stuff like toy cars,trucks,model aircraft etc etc which I never had to ask for because that's what everyone knew that I liked anyway.

But I knew that I was old enough to know that Father Christmas didn't exist when I realised that there was no chance of waking up and finding a curvy girl in the bedroom.LOL.



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Posted on 12/25/2011

Claudia, This is interesting, I have just realised that I never ever asked for anything, I just thought it was up to Santa [or Father Christmas as we called him in England] to bring you something that he thought you might like. To this day I have never asked for anything, and this Blog just made me realise that I should ask for something. Wow! Merry Christmas Lovely to hear from you. But now I also just realised that I don't have anyone that I could ask for something, I have lots of friends but I never expect things from them.



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Posted on 12/24/2011

I ALWAYS WANTED A MAGIC OVEN!!!
...but my Mom thought it was dangerous.
Too bad...
On the other hand that's a good excuse for my not being a good cook, lol!!!


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