Quoting Gig0lo:

Mrs. Rossi comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye?

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, said Anthony. "But I'll email her, just to
be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; also I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son ,

Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
MaMa which read...

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama

Moral:

Never Bulla Shitah you Mama

Mrs. Rossi comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is.

Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye?

Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what
you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since
your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

"Well, I doubt it, said Anthony. "But I'll email her, just to
be sure."

So he sat down and wrote an email:

Dear Mama,

I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; also I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

Your Loving Son ,

Anthony

Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his
MaMa which read...

Dear son,

I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not
saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now.

Your Loving Mama

Moral:

Never Bulla Shitah you Mama

Quoting litenbrite:

But surely its the IRISH that theres a bit of in everyone!

Quoting Gig0lo: Only when I want to be... Remember Litenbrite that every woman should have a little Italian in her...

Quoting Gig0lo:

Only when I want to be... Remember Litenbrite that every woman should have a little Italian in her...

Quoting litenbrite: Are you Italian Gig? and its always delightful to find your posts, You always put a smile on my face, and that is much appreciated.

Quoting litenbrite:

Are you Italian Gig? and its always delightful to find your posts, You always put a smile on my face, and that is much appreciated.

Are you Italian Gig? and its always delightful to find your posts, You always put a smile on my face, and that is much appreciated.