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Posted on Jan 12, 2012 at 10:36 PM

Mrs. Rossi comes to visit her son Anthony for dinner. He lives with a female roommate, Maria. During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't help but notice how pretty Anthony's roommate is. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Anthony and his roommate than met the eye? Reading his mom's thoughts, Anthony volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Maria and I are just roommates." About a week later, Maria came to Anthony saying, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the silver sugar bowl. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" "Well, I doubt it, said Anthony. "But I'll email her, just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote an email: Dear Mama, I'm not saying that you "did" take the sugar bowl from my house; also I'm not saying that you "did not" take it. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Your Loving Son , Anthony Several days later, Anthony received a response email from his MaMa which read... Dear son, I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Maria, and I'm not saying that you "do not" sleep with her. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the sugar bowl by now. Your Loving Mama Moral: Never Bulla Shitah you Mama

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Posted on Jan 21, 2012 at 03:12 AM

Quoting Gig0lo:

Only when I want to be... Remember Litenbrite that every woman should have a little Italian in her...


But surely its the IRISH that theres a bit of in everyone!


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Posted on Jan 19, 2012 at 10:51 PM

Quoting litenbrite:

Are you Italian Gig? and its always delightful to find your posts, You always put a smile on my face, and that is much appreciated.



Only when I want to be... Remember Litenbrite that every woman should have a little Italian in her...

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Posted on Jan 19, 2012 at 05:43 PM

Are you Italian Gig? and its always delightful to find your posts, You always put a smile on my face, and that is much appreciated.


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