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Posted on Feb 08, 2012 at 12:13 PM

A wonderful caring man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey honey, this sure looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that."

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Posted on Mar 13, 2012 at 12:08 PM

hi room. anyone in texas?

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Posted on Feb 20, 2012 at 05:12 AM

Helena I think you're forgetting the ''proper English'',not the American,translation of where the ball ended up. There'd have been no issues about any manure when the wife saw him trying to remove the ball from that place while telling her that it looked just like hers.LOL.

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Posted on Feb 19, 2012 at 07:04 PM

Jag would her eyes have been closed? or perhaps looking at a squint she would have said "baby what is blocking the  manure for this years crop?"


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Posted on Feb 14, 2012 at 06:36 PM

Sounds like "A hole in one" to me! Lol!


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Posted on Feb 13, 2012 at 12:50 PM

Quoting helena2006:

OMG Jag, that would have just been known as animal husbandry LOL.

Helena I don't think that's exactly how the wife would have seen it.LOL.


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Posted on Feb 12, 2012 at 04:33 PM

OMG Jag, that would have just been known as animal husbandry LOL.


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Posted on Feb 09, 2012 at 01:22 PM

Why take the picture away? Nothing offensive there...

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Posted on Feb 09, 2012 at 05:40 AM

Gig that joke would be even funnier,considering where the ball was described as ending up,if it had been in England.Added to that,if it had been here,would have been the fact that he was actually trying to remove the golf ball,from where it had come to rest,at the same time as what he said to his wife.Which certainly would have explained how it was that he came to end up with all those injuries and that five iron wrapped round his neck.LOL.

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