Age Blogs and Age Stories - AgeMatch.com > Gig0lo's blogs > Roger and Jenny
Roger and Jenny Sort by:
Members Only
Posted on Feb 02, 2012 at 07:54 PM

Roger , 85, married Jenny, a lovely 25 year old . Since her new husband is so old, Jenny decides that after their wedding she and Roger should have separate bedrooms, because she is concerned that her new but aged husband may over-exert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities Jenny prepares herself for bed and the expected knock on the door. Sure enough the knock comes, the door opens and there is Roger, her 85 year old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, Roger takes leave of his bride, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, Jenny hears another knock on her bedroom door, and it's Roger, Again he is ready for more 'action'. Somewhat surprised, Jenny consents for more coupling. When the newly weds are done, Roger kisses his bride, bids her a fond good night and leaves. She is set to go to sleep again, but, aha, you guessed it - Roger is back again, rapping on the door and is as fresh as a 25-year-old, ready for more 'action'. And, once more they enjoy each other. But as Roger gets set to leave again, his young bride says to him, 'I am thoroughly impressed that at your age you can perform so well and so often. I have been with guys less than a third of your age who were only good once. You are truly a great lover, Roger.' Roger, somewhat embarrassed, turns to Jenny and says: 'You mean I was here already?' The moral of the story: Don't be afraid of getting old, Alzheimer's has its advantages. PS.. Have I wriiten this to you already?

Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Follow - email me when people comment
Members Only
Posted on Feb 07, 2012 at 06:04 PM

LTB - thanx sista for agreeing with what I said.  We HAVE both tried to get Jag to mellow a little and give himself a chance to find a willing girl/woman but his negative rhetoric dooms him to no responses from the bracket he seeks.  Who indeed in this day and age wants to be a slave to a master?  Only those with other dubious practises LOL


Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 07, 2012 at 08:13 AM

Litenbrite would you be up for a bet on that issue of wether I've got grey hair and a pot belly over the last 3 years or so ?.LOL.

Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 07, 2012 at 08:11 AM

Helena and Litenbrite you two seem to have had a sense of humour malfunction when that joke about the old bloke with alzheimer's got turned around.LOL. To put it another way it's obviously better to be an 85 year old bloke with alzheimers,who gets to rodger his lovely 25 year old wife more than once a night,because he can't remember doing it the first time,than to be a 25 year old bloke who has to rodger his 85 year old wife,with alzheimers,more than once because she can't remember him doing it the first time.Or that would have been the way the joke was made in the first place.LOL.

Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 06, 2012 at 10:31 PM

OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!!Maybe thats why Jag keeps on writing the same thing, because he thinks we forgot what he wrote before. But I get lots of emails from 18 year old young men, all the time. And I am sure Helena does too. And I have never had a relationship with anyone that didnt want to remember it in the best possible way. Jag is just bitter because he has never even had a relationship to be remembered for, wether the memory was good or terrible. Or maybe he did have one and .........he forgot!!!      ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​        ​  And I like your new picture Helena, You seem to look younger and younger. Jag has had the same picture for years now. I bet he has grey hair and a pot belly. so is reluctent to put a new one on incase all of the young 18 yr old girls will be so eager he will be inundated with emails, just longing to spend a  life of having babies and being Jags domestic slave. and now he is older would not be able to cope. and as for his insults Well Helena "ARE WE BOTHERED" He's is the typical naughty child that craves attention and even if its Negative attention...its still attention. and between both of us he really does not stand much of a chance, He still has not learned. We have tried all ways to help him even though he has insulted us many times, but when any decent young women would read what he writes, they would not be impressed with his lack of respect. And he wonders why there is a lack of young Women, [there isnt] its just they hide themselves when he is around.


Members Only
Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 06, 2012 at 09:32 PM

Jag I have tolerated a lot of insolent comments from you and even direct insults (as has LTB) BUT what are you trying to say?  I was not talking about two inept adults too drunk to know what their actions were/transpired. AND not all of us older women are forgetful


Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 05, 2012 at 09:55 AM

That idea wouldn't work so well if it was that age gap but an OW/YM marriage.It would be her who couldn't remember if she'd been rodgered or not and he wouldn't want to remember what happened the first time let alone any more.LOL.

Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Members Only
Posted on Feb 05, 2012 at 08:56 AM

And as I go off to work on Super Bowl Sunday, I will be careful of a little Rogering LOL


Like Reply / add comments Quote | Report Bookmark and Share
Follow - email me when people comment