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Posted on Feb 18, 2012 at 07:42 PM

The Maid One day the maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise. She asked: 'Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?' Maria: 'Well, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.' Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?' Maria: your husband say so.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.' Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?' Maria: your husband did.' Wife: 'Oh.' Maria: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.' Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?' Maria: 'No... the gardener did.' Wife: 'So how much do you want?'

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Posted on Sep 23, 2017 at 10:57 PM

that was a good one that made me laugh hahahahaha I loved it!!

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Posted on Feb 22, 2012 at 09:25 PM

Lie down, close your eyes and you will find it is not a dream :-)


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Posted on Feb 20, 2012 at 10:17 AM

This sounds like negotiations with the Iranians...

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