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Posted on Nov 17, 2011 at 09:25 AM

A few months ago I was in a grocery store and noticed this very striking blonde MILF wearing an elegant & professional outfit; slim fit body; apparently lots of plastic surgery (just how I like them!). Opened a conversation (“What’s for dinner?”). She kind of brushed me off. No biggie. About 2 weeks later, I notice her again…this time as I’m walking into the same grocery store. I notice her get out of a gold Mercedes, wearing a semi-mini miniskirt and high heels, revealing a set of toned muscular tan legs. I approach her in the wine aisle: “Hey you! Don’t I know you from somewhere?” She was a little more receptive this time, and we talked for a minute; then she said, “Have a nice night,” and walked away. I finished my shopping and approached her again. “I gotta get going, but I just wouldn’t feel right if I left this store without introducing myself. I’m HotProfDude.” She asks about me, where I live, what I do, etc. This time she offers her business card (which features a very hot photo of her!). Mission accomplished. One week later: I call and invite her out for coffee; says she’s busy but will call right back. She never does call back. Two weeks later: I call again, and she apologizes for not calling back and offers to meet up for a drink tomorrow evening at 6. So, the next night comes, and I’m waiting in front of the restaurant for my lovely MILF, when a STUNNINGLY GORGEOUS blonde Cougar wearing a tight-fitting black outfit walks up. I smile and tell her how nice it is to see her and escort her to a back table overlooking the water (yeah, I’m good!). So we’re sitting there talking, smiling, flirting, etc. Then she says, “You’re very handsome, and you’re a lot younger than your profile says!” HA! This woman was blonde and SMOKING HOT, but she was not the blonde MILF that I had met at the grocery store!!! She was there to meet someone else on a blind date!!!! She “met” a guy on an online dating site, and the guy didn’t post his photos (lucky for me), and she thought I was that guy! HOW FREAKING CRAZY IS THAT!!! So anyway, I urge her to take a peek into the restaurant to see if “Bernard” might be waiting. Sure enough, she tells me that there’s a 60-something guy sitting at the bar, alone. I ask her if he’s good looking, and she says, “Well, you can’t judge a book by its cover.” We cash out and I tell her that things happen for a reason, and she agrees (women love thinking that things happen by fate). She offers me her number and tells me (twice!) to call her. About 10 minutes later, the MILF that I met at the grocery store shows up, and I embark on my SECOND date for the evening! So how do you like that? The Prof hooks TWO sexy older women in one night. Dang I’m good!

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Posted on Jan 13, 2012 at 10:01 AM

Yeah Boyy, that's my dawg!!!

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Posted on Dec 22, 2011 at 01:14 AM

great!!! sooooooooo right!! who does he think HE is???? laughing myselof to sleep!!! ,,,,,,, thanks ..

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Posted on Dec 22, 2011 at 01:13 AM

GREAT RETORT!!!!!! LOVE IT!!! haha!! thanks...........

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Posted on Nov 21, 2011 at 06:11 AM

Quoting litenbrite:

Venus Dark Star, Lol! I love it. im sure HPD has a lot of Half Night Stands...simply because no-one could put up with him for any longer.



Litenbrite.That brings new meaning to the idea of speed dating.lol.

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Posted on Nov 21, 2011 at 06:09 AM

Quoting litenbrite:

Jag, That is not a nice comment, But that saying is from "Men are like Buses, there is always another one coming along"


Litenbrite it was only meant as a laugh concerning the 'type' of older women who HPD obviously seems to be looking for.lol. But it's ironic that in a world of equality it's ok to say that men are like buses because there's a so many of us compared to women but not when we make the same analogy concerning the amount of available women who are past their best teenaged and 20's years.LOL.

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Posted on Nov 21, 2011 at 12:56 AM

Venus Dark Star, Lol! I love it. im sure HPD has a lot of Half Night Stands...simply because no-one could put up with him for any longer.


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Posted on Nov 21, 2011 at 12:50 AM

Quoting jag6000:

HPD older women are like buses you might have to wait a while but when they do arrive there'll probably be more than one to choose from.


Jag, That is not a nice comment, But that saying is from "Men are like Buses, there is always another one coming along"


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Posted on Nov 20, 2011 at 06:35 PM

Quoting jag6000:

HPD older women are like buses you might have to wait a while but when they do arrive there'll probably be more than one to choose from.


Ha! Nice one Jag, but no waiting for me. There are TONS of beautiful Cougars and MILFs to choose from. It's up to the guy to go out and get 'em. You never know what tomorrow brings. He who waits finishes last.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2011 at 06:31 PM

Quoting VenusDarkStar:

You asked, so I'm gonna tell you. I think you're disgusting. Why do you insist on using that vulgar porn term, "MILF"??? Are you seeking MALE approval here HPD? A good old slap on the back atta boy affirmation? I doubt any FEMALE gives a rat's patooty about your adventures. Say there...aren't ya glad I'm back? LOL

VDS you need to adopt a little more of that California non chalance and RELAX a little. You do know that California has legalized medical marijuana, right? You should partake in that! Some women I have known consider MILF an affectionate term, a compliment. Heck, some women even call THEMSELVES a MILF. If you don't like the term, fine. Just choose the IGNORE option. You'll live longer and happier. I'm personally very proud of my 2-night date. Its just a story that I like to relate, VDS. It's funny! I consider it a story worth relating. Sure the hell makes for better reading than, "oh my God! I'm a guy and a don't know how to tell her that I like her! Oh Oh!" I genuinely DO like you being here VDS; it's entertaining for me to read the stuff that women like you express about men. But don't take things too seriously. We're all just a bunch of single souls trying to find our own way.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2011 at 06:17 PM

Quoting helena2006:

So you keep telling us HPD but since your opinion of the women you hook up with seems to be very low, an outside observer has to ask why you go for such easy targets?  It seems you require very little apart from the physical attributes and yes, there are a lot of guys like you but on a dating site like this, it is possible that some of the males really want to meet women of character, that they really do like older women/much younger women - it is supposed to be the nature of the site.



Dearest Helena: Nothing "easy" about these "targets." The woman I met at the grocery store rejected my first supermarket approach, and she never returned my first phone call. I had to brush her off both times and simply keep trying. At the end of that date, she turned her cheek to me when I kissed her. But that's OK. How many other guys can get a woman's number in a supermarket? The other woman I have yet to talk to since our chance encounter. I called her Friday and left a message. She then called back and left me a message. Both women, in my opinion, are exceptionally gorgeous and, I think, used to being approached quite often. Just part of the game. At this point, neither woman has told me, "NO." So there's nothing easy about them. I can tell you that I've had sex with a few women after merely hours of meeting them, and there's nothing great about that. I look for women of exceptional beauty. That doesn't mean that such woman lack character.

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Posted on Nov 20, 2011 at 06:06 PM

Quoting litenbrite:

And I have known men like you before, Then one day they actualy "Fall in Love" and its usualy a person that mirrors themselves. Watch out HPD.



Thanks LB. I hope you're right! I would LOVE to find a woman that mirrors me (minus the chest hair and rather crude looking toenails).

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Posted on Nov 20, 2011 at 06:03 PM

Quoting jag6000:

HPD older women are like buses you might have to wait a while but when they do arrive there'll probably be more than one to choose from.


Ha! Nice one Jag, but no waiting for me. There are TONS of beautiful Cougars and MILFs to choose from. It's up to the guy to go out and get 'em. You never know what tomorrow brings. He who waits finishes last.

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Posted on Nov 19, 2011 at 07:32 AM

Litenbrite I agree.If a bloke is looking for women who are into that type of scene then don't be surprised if he finds one and gets bitten.The woman in example #1,in the how to handle being stood up etc topic,who HPD went for when he already knew that she was spoken for,and the way that she then treated both him and her ex is proof of that. If a bloke is just looking for multiple 'conquests',and regardless of wether she's already in a relationship or not not,then don't be surprised if you find that search criterea will also inevitably lead to women who are also into multiple relationships and who'll expect a bloke to be prepared to share her with other blokes. However the 'power' that HPD is always referring to will always be in the women's favour in that type of scene because there's a lot more blokes out there,looking for women,than available women.lol. Helena you're right I'm certainly looking for a much younger girl with character and who isn't into casual multiple 'relationships' and hopefully one who hasn't got the muscular sinewy legs and any plastic 'alterations'.LOL. However my problem is that there's a lot less of the type that I'm looking for than of the type that HPD is looking for.

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Posted on Nov 19, 2011 at 03:39 AM

And I have known men like you before, Then one day they actualy "Fall in Love" and its usualy a person that mirrors themselves. Watch out HPD.


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Posted on Nov 18, 2011 at 11:24 PM

So you keep telling us HPD but since your opinion of the women you hook up with seems to be very low, an outside observer has to ask why you go for such easy targets?  It seems you require very little apart from the physical attributes and yes, there are a lot of guys like you but on a dating site like this, it is possible that some of the males really want to meet women of character, that they really do like older women/much younger women - it is supposed to be the nature of the site.


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Posted on Nov 18, 2011 at 06:51 PM

You asked, so I'm gonna tell you. I think you're disgusting. Why do you insist on using that vulgar porn term, "MILF"??? Are you seeking MALE approval here HPD? A good old slap on the back atta boy affirmation? I doubt any FEMALE gives a rat's patooty about your adventures. Say there...aren't ya glad I'm back? LOL

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Posted on Nov 18, 2011 at 04:08 AM

HPD older women are like buses you might have to wait a while but when they do arrive there'll probably be more than one to choose from.

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