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Posted on Jul 29, 2012 at 07:26 PM

Ladies, women, girls of all ages (well legal anyway like 18 or over) come one, come all to the Dingaling Bros', Bar-none and Bailey's Irish Cream circus. In the center ring, we have Oddball the Clown! Boooo.

Okay, so the red nose and floppy shoes are not a way to get a woman's attention or at least not in the way that says, "Hey, I'm serious!" With that said, let me put away the makeup and the flaming red wig and I shall regale you with who I am and my desires.

I am 6' 2", Caucasian, with black hair and a little grey in the temples and slightly intermixed. I probably have a picture on my profile if memory serves me correctly. I'm slender, not thin as I am within the normal weight limit for my height but on the lower end of it. I have brown eyes and when I brushed this evening found I still have all of my teeth.

People have asked me if those are real, pointing to my chest. Yes, they are. No silicone in there. Nope. I'm as flast chested as a man can get. Hopefully you don't mind. I save on not worrying about support bras. Where was I? Oh yes... I'll have to let you know what side items comes with your entre.

I've got a sense of humor, it's a bit whacked as you can tell and always spontaneous. I want to grow up to be just like Weird Al Yankovich, minus the hair and mustache and the accordian.

I play the guitar as a hobby although I've played in garage bands too for the fun of it. I picked it up quickly and have been playing for almost thirty-five years, give or take a day.

By profession, I am a senior software engineer. You don't have to worry about me lying on the couch unemployed demanding a beer. Nope. I'll be employed while lying on the couch demanding a beer. It's at this point that she usually storms off and says, "My mother was right about you!" Maybe I should work on that. Anyway, I digress.

I program computers for both profession and as a hobby. It's why I'm good at it because I have a job that I love doing. I consider myself successful. I also write romantic poetry when inspired, romantic short stories about my visions of what a relationship would be like. It always has a happy ending. I also speak Esperanto and used to some Klingon (yes it is actually a language but I'll not venture from the topic for now.) I also have written songs, am interested in making an animated movie now for the fun of it, I'm working on an artificial intelligence system for profit as well as to automate the house. I'm sure I've left out some stuff but you get the point. I'm unusual but wouldn't change anything to fit in. I'm quite comfortable being me.

This is going to sound trite and cliche but it's what I am. In eleven days I'll be going to a beach in Florida, alone. I love the beach, the ocean, the sea gulls, sandpipers, sand crabs... If I get a good sunset I'll go on the deck and watch it as it goes into the ocean. I would love to walk with someone along the shoreline and talk about our dreams and desires, our future together. So, I will walk the shoreline alone this year but maybe next year it will be with the one I love, whomever and wherever you are.

Distance doesn't bother me as if I find her and she's on the other side of the world, then she is worth whatever I must do to be together.

What I look for in a woman: Love. Someone who would have a wonderful time whether we were in a movie theater watching the latest flick on opening night, or in the entertainment room of the house with a bowl of popcorn and a cheesy B grade movie. Oh, and likes watching a clown play an accordian while riding a unicycle, not that I've ever ridden an accordian or watched a unicycle ride a clown... see? You've got me flustered already and I haven't met you! :)


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Posted on Aug 30, 2012 at 10:14 PM

RSteele, first of course I hope the Florida trip was a big success for you.  I enjoyed a couple of visits there many years ago.  I am with you on the love of beaches and may I recommend some on the other side of this continent.  Even here where I live (many consider it almost the northern wastes LOL) we have amazing sea life, wonderful sandy beaches and not two million people trying to share the same space on the sand.  Even the northwestcoast of your country is amazing, from CA north, the Oregon coast is phenomenal, and WA also has much to offer.  Further north there are the Gulf Island and amazing scenery - well you get the picture right?  Hang in there and I am certain  you will find an amazing woman.


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Posted on Aug 06, 2012 at 03:20 PM

And if your arrow landed on the Elm Tree....you might not have much conversation and if you had a cuddle could get "Splinters" :-) practice might be a good thing!!!


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Posted on Aug 05, 2012 at 04:52 AM

Thanks LitenBrite. I'm not sure I can handle a fan club of ladies. I'd have to sign autographs, avoid the paparazi, then getting my clothes ripped of in a frenzy (actually, that might be fun!) I'll have to rethink this fan club thing. It may be fun but unless I have stock with JC Penny's I'll go broke keeping my wardrobe intact. :)

I'm not a gold member yet but I'll do that when I get back from vacation. Then I can really hunt. I wonder if I can borrow Cupid's bow and quiver of arrows? Oh, not that I would aim for every love out there but with my poor archery skills, I'll have an elm tree in love with me the first time I shoot, a rhino the second time and believe me, you don't want to make a rhino jealous... not that I've had first hand experience with one.

I'm being lazy this morning so I'm going to roll back over and get a little more sleep. I'm going shopping for two things, an MP3 player for the car so I can listen to some radio serials on the way down to Florida and two, I need a lot of clothes for the fan club! :)


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Posted on Aug 05, 2012 at 04:35 AM

RSteele, Good luck with your search.....I'm sure you will end with a fan club :-)


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