A wonderful caring man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.
Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"Well, I was
having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle.
We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny.
Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey honey, this sure looks like yours!"
I don't remember much after that."
A wonderful caring man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, "What happened to YOU?"Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls into a field of cattle. We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. "I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it - stuck right in the middle of the cow's fanny. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey honey, this sure looks like yours!" I don't remember much after that."
Helena I think you're forgetting the ''proper English'',not the American,translation of where the ball ended up.
There'd have been no issues about any manure when the wife saw him trying to remove the ball from that place while telling her that it looked just like hers.LOL.
Helena I think you're forgetting the ''proper English'',not the American,translation of where the ball ended up. There'd have been no issues about any manure when the wife saw him trying to remove the ball from that place while telling her that it looked just like hers.LOL.
Gig that joke would be even funnier,considering where the ball was described as ending up,if it had been in England.Added to that,if it had been here,would have been the fact that he was actually trying to remove the golf ball,from where it had come to rest,at the same time as what he said to his wife.Which certainly would have explained how it was that he came to end up with all those injuries and that five iron wrapped round his neck.LOL.
Gig that joke would be even funnier,considering where the ball was described as ending up,if it had been in England.Added to that,if it had been here,would have been the fact that he was actually trying to remove the golf ball,from where it had come to rest,at the same time as what he said to his wife.Which certainly would have explained how it was that he came to end up with all those injuries and that five iron wrapped round his neck.LOL.
