So a bus load of nuns gets in a horroble accident. They all pass and are on their way to heaven. They are at Pearly gates of heaven being manned by Peter. At the gates just befor entering heaven Peter stands with a golden tub of holy water. As each nun approaches Peter asks what was really 1 simple questions of the Nuns.
"Sister, have you ever touched a mans penis"? Sister Kathy had only done so on one occaision and it was as a teenager "Yes Peter" she raised her right index finger and proclaimed that she had touched a young mans peins with the raised finger. Peter then said " Sister Katherine, dip your finger in the holy water and penter the gates to heaven". Sister Mary was next in line. Peter again asked "Sister, have you ever touched a mans penis"? Sister Mary knew this was no time to lie, she remembered back to the churches casino night so many years ago when she got just a bit tipsy and decided to give a hand job to the blackjack dealer. She proudly raised that right hand and admitted before god that with her right hand she had touched a mans penis. Sister Mary said Peter, dip your hand in the holy water and pass throgjh the gates..... Before he could finsish his sentence Sister Marie and Sister Donna began an all out war with each other. They were swinging fists and cussing it was an abomination to god himself. Peter rushed back and broke them up with every ounce of strength he had. "SISTERS!!! What would be so wrong that you would commit acts opf violence in the view of god himsel"? That is when Sister Donna turned to Peter and said, "Peter, If you think I am going to Gargle that water after Sister Marie sticks her ass in it You are mistaken"!!